A friend recently told me she likes to read what I write. I let parents look at my imperfections. They get to read about about the things I’ve done right and wrong and they often identify with it.
I do make a lot of mistakes.
I remember taking the boys on a journey to New Jersey when they were very young. Danny was still in a stroller, just an infant as I recall. We stopped to go into a break area and there was a pond at the top of an inclined walkway that lead to the rest stop entrance. The pond was filled with goldfish so I stopped with the boys to gaze into the water. Cool right?
As the boys and I leaned over the edge of the pond, I heard a woman call to me:
“Ma’am, your baby.”
I looked around and saw to my horror that the stroller with Danny in it was rolling down the hill, about to hit a curb and jump into the road of the parking area.
What do you do at that moment?
What exactly do you do?
I had three toddlers by a pool of water, and an infant in a stroller; a stroller that was rolling into a parking lot.
I couldn’t catch the stroller. It had gone too far and was picking up speed. In those seconds that passed, I held my breath.
Literally, I held my breath and stood there paralyzed for what seemed like hours.
As the stroller picked up speed and rolled toward the road, God,
(I don’t often mention God actually taking the time to touch my life. I know it’s happened, probably more than I realize, but I don’t think he’s there waiting for me to screw up as a parent and come to my rescue)
at that moment God, sent me two guardian angels. Almost like it was choreographed those two angels stepped from behind the building and stopped the stroller.
They stopped it. It was kind of like they were waiting for that moment to do something amazing and stopping my baby from going into the road was that amazing thing they were there to do.
It was like going from panic to a perfectly normal moment in the blink of an eye;
in the blink of an eye.
Okay moms, then what do you do?
You get the little guys off the pond’s edge and you run, YOU RUN, down the hill and try to manage your mixture of relief, joy, and embarrassment. Relief that a moment of impending disaster has changed to a moment filled with tears, thank you’s, and joy.
“Thank God” drips from your mouth and little beads of sweat finally have the nerve to show themselves and run down your face.
Then, you feel the embarrassment.
You just did something SO FREAKING STUPID that you can’t believe that you’ve actually been entrusted with these four incredible, little lives.
SO FREAKING STUPID when you realize that, ONCE AGAIN, you screwed up.
Embarrassment since people are now shaking their heads at you:
“That’s why there’s a break on it lady.”
“Why’d she have that many kids so close together anyway?”
“Can you believe that she didn’t move?”
When you start to breathe again, you take your little boys and walk into the rest area.
You take them into the women’s bathroom with you and go into a stall telling them to stand
watching their little feet under the door stall.
Then you vomit. You vomit everything you’ve ever eaten in your life. You vomit until your sides are sore and your stomach is squeezed in spasms and then, you wipe the puke off your face, and the tears out of your eyes and you go back out to those four little boys and smile and ask:
“Who wants a milkshake?”
There you have it. My parenting guide:
“Imperfect Parenting”: How to do a million things wrong, and still raise pretty good kids.”
That’s what I’m good at.
Making lots of mistakes, messing up the experts advice,
(most of whom have NEVER been stay at home moms or dads, and actually dealt with the day in and day out parenting realities most of us face),
and still raising children who are grounded, responsible and pretty darn cool.
Last night I found a little girl wandering away from the middle school where I was picking up my son. She was cute as a button. She had long pig tails, dressed real sweet, and just walking like she owned the road ahead of her.
Problem was she was way out of anyone’s sight and I didn’t see anyone near her. I knew she’d slipped away.
I jumped out of my car, walked quickly to her, and talked to her.
“I can’t find my mommy.” She said. She was four.
We started walking back toward the school together and after I got a pretty good distance toward the door of the school I hear from way over at the baseball field:
“Skyler, Skyler; What are you doing?”
We looked and there was Skyler’s daddy running full speed toward us. I started walking toward him and Skyler and I did “knuckles”.
“Thank you SO MUCH.” her father called to me and little Miss Pigtails went running toward a very important discussion with her father.
“No problem dad.”
“I’ve been there.” I yelled as she closed the gap between her and her dad.
Phew, I thought.
Guardian Angels – 2
Imperfect Parenting – 2
As long as it stays a tie; we win.